Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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