Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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