They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Shame - the story of my life.
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