That's intense
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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