Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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