yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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