dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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