I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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