Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just blew my weed a kiss
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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