fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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