Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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