i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If I die, sorry about rent.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize