i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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