i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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