All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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