love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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