Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize