Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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