I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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