a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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