next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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