She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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