My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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