I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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