Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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