whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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