We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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