you guys were way drunker than both of me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize