You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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