I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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