So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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