Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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