mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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