would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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