I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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