how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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