you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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