I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I want her autograph on my taint
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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