So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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