C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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