Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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