My nipple is on Facebook.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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