My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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