So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Watching her eat just hurts me
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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