I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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