the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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