my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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