I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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