we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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