he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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